first off, i want to thank tea and cgb for thinking this whole thing up; it actually got me writing again after a far too long hiatus, so cheers. and thanks to the various and sundry folks who didn't let me give up (aka dump the fic), and convinced me that it was readable.

i'd also like to thank the academy, everyone who voted for me, my agent, mandy the bitch, amy the not-quite-as-bitchy-as-mandy bitch, the director, my ghostwriter (oops, didn't mean that) and that guy at the kraft services table who always saved me that last boston creme donut.

[insert dramatic sniffling and sobbing here]

so, thank you, all of you, and congratulations to the other winners. you guys are amazing, every last one of you, and it's an honor to even be...

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not jenny